Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Big ups go out to Michael "Cuddy Bear" Cuddyer for being voted September's "Clutch Player".

Of course, as baseball fans know, there really isn't such a thing as a 'clutch' player. There are good and great players who do well all of the time, but 'clutch' is a term used by people like Joe Morgan and Joe Buck to describe players ability to hit well in certain situations (when generally they hit well most of the time - "Hi, Joe Mauer!").

Anyway, take what you can, Cuddy. Head downtown Minneapolis, get your drink on at Old Chicago, maybe hit on a girl who looks hot but might be a dude because the lighting isn't really that great in there, pop a couple of Xanax, puke in Nick Punto's Kia Sorento and enjoy the moment; enjoy the kudos.

You done did us proud after Morneau got hurt, so grab that beautiful, glorious sunlight of stardom while you can, and keep fuckin' that chicken.



Blogger TripJax said...

Well done, sir.

October 15, 2010 at 8:13 PM  

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