Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Congratulations


Big ups go out to Michael "Cuddy Bear" Cuddyer for being voted September's "Clutch Player".

Of course, as baseball fans know, there really isn't such a thing as a 'clutch' player. There are good and great players who do well all of the time, but 'clutch' is a term used by people like Joe Morgan and Joe Buck to describe players ability to hit well in certain situations (when generally they hit well most of the time - "Hi, Joe Mauer!").

Anyway, take what you can, Cuddy. Head downtown Minneapolis, get your drink on at Old Chicago, maybe hit on a girl who looks hot but might be a dude because the lighting isn't really that great in there, pop a couple of Xanax, puke in Nick Punto's Kia Sorento and enjoy the moment; enjoy the kudos.

You done did us proud after Morneau got hurt, so grab that beautiful, glorious sunlight of stardom while you can, and keep fuckin' that chicken.

(#8)

1 Comments:

Blogger TripJax said...

Well done, sir.

October 15, 2010 at 8:13 PM  

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